True Romance: A Chivalrous Fiction

Chivalry has to be dead, it just has to be, and true romance, does it even exist? There is no candlelit dinners and walks on the beach while the sun sets anymore. Where’s the love and happiness in life these days? Everyone just wants a quick suck and fuck, jumping straight to the scandalous acts of cum guzzling and salad tossing. Why waste any time though right? Might as well just get right to it, we are going to die sooner rather than later anyway, and if Tinder exists, put it to good use. No one cares for one another any more, and a successful marriage? I don’t think I was even alive to grasp the concept of what that may have been like, if it even existed at one point.
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Dear Diary…

Okay so, I found out that I cannot look at my sister sexually ever again. Father would be very, very upset if he were to hear I turned erect staring at Ivanka’s beautiful chest. Also,  I googled what to do and I found out about masturbation, the greatest thing I have ever come to experience in my 12 years. Oh and I should probably mention the pornography I discovered as well. Father loves boobs so I guess that’s probably why he allows them to be all over the internet. Boobs, boobs and more boobs, its like all you can look at boobs online. Land of the free and home of the boobs. I have to say that Stormy girl I have been seeing on the fake news every morning has got a great pair on her, I don’t understand what all the fuss is about. If I were in Fathers position I would have dove face first into those things. Mother’s just aren’t as big how could he not?  The fake news reporters get crazier everyday, why make up a story like that, touching boobs as nice as Stormy’s is an accomplishment. She is a porn star too, like go Father! I hope I can be just like him someday, touching boobs and making America as great as it can be.

Barron W. T.

April 4th, 2018

diary of a curious boy stuck in the middle.

stumpedwise.

Dear Diary…

I think I got my first erection today. I think that’s what they’re called right, that’s what they told us in health class. I do not know if it was weird or not because I got it when I caught a glimpse of my sister changing outfits. It seems she had mistakenly left her door open just a tad. I peered in when I was walking by because it was hard not to notice her big breasts were out. I had never seen boobs in person before besides my wet nurse. My mother’s body is too perfect to let breastfeeding have any negative effects. So father wouldn’t have it, he bought the wet nurse, but I don’t really remember that time. I really remember Ivankas boobs, it’s good she didn’t catch me staring. Wow, is it weird because she’s my older sister? I don’t care, I love boobs now. This erection is starting to hurt though will it ever go away? Is there something I can do about it, I noticed it feels nice when I touch and tickle it? I guess I’ll have to find out.

Barron W. T.

March 29th, 2018

diary of a curious boy stuck in the middle.

stumpedwise.

The Promised Land

Despite what anyone tells you and what you believe, we all suck. You suck, I suck, he sucks, she sucks, everybody fucking sucks, literally. That one kid in the corner sucks dick and the girl next to him has a thing for pussy, and the ones by the vending machines, oh boy, those kids suck asshole. I mean, it’s 2018, if you’re not sucking ass for enjoyment or sexual stimulation rather than trying to get ahead in life, what the fuck are you doing, you pitiful, unsanitary pricks?

Hey, don’t get me wrong, to each his own, I am no judge of how one chooses to get off or who they choose to love, but we all do fucking suck. I probably know what you’re thinking, “I don’t suck ass, I eat that shit”, but you’re wrong, regardless of whatever you and your dense fucking brain want to think, you’re sucking, you sick fucks.

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