Dear Diary…

Okay so, I found out that I cannot look at my sister sexually ever again. Father would be very, very upset if he were to hear I turned erect staring at Ivanka’s beautiful chest. Also,  I googled what to do and I found out about masturbation, the greatest thing I have ever come to experience in my 12 years. Oh and I should probably mention the pornography I discovered as well. Father loves boobs so I guess that’s probably why he allows them to be all over the internet. Boobs, boobs and more boobs, its like all you can look at boobs online. Land of the free and home of the boobs. I have to say that Stormy girl I have been seeing on the fake news every morning has got a great pair on her, I don’t understand what all the fuss is about. If I were in Fathers position I would have dove face first into those things. Mother’s just aren’t as big how could he not?  The fake news reporters get crazier everyday, why make up a story like that, touching boobs as nice as Stormy’s is an accomplishment. She is a porn star too, like go Father! I hope I can be just like him someday, touching boobs and making America as great as it can be.

Barron W. T.

April 4th, 2018

diary of a curious boy stuck in the middle.

stumpedwise.

Dear Diary…

I think I got my first erection today. I think that’s what they’re called right, that’s what they told us in health class. I do not know if it was weird or not because I got it when I caught a glimpse of my sister changing outfits. It seems she had mistakenly left her door open just a tad. I peered in when I was walking by because it was hard not to notice her big breasts were out. I had never seen boobs in person before besides my wet nurse. My mother’s body is too perfect to let breastfeeding have any negative effects. So father wouldn’t have it, he bought the wet nurse, but I don’t really remember that time. I really remember Ivankas boobs, it’s good she didn’t catch me staring. Wow, is it weird because she’s my older sister? I don’t care, I love boobs now. This erection is starting to hurt though will it ever go away? Is there something I can do about it, I noticed it feels nice when I touch and tickle it? I guess I’ll have to find out.

Barron W. T.

March 29th, 2018

diary of a curious boy stuck in the middle.

stumpedwise.