Dear Diary…

Okay so, I found out that I cannot look at my sister sexually ever again. Father would be very, very upset if he were to hear I turned erect staring at Ivanka’s beautiful chest. Also,  I googled what to do and I found out about masturbation, the greatest thing I have ever come to experience in my 12 years. Oh and I should probably mention the pornography I discovered as well. Father loves boobs so I guess that’s probably why he allows them to be all over the internet. Boobs, boobs and more boobs, its like all you can look at boobs online. Land of the free and home of the boobs. I have to say that Stormy girl I have been seeing on the fake news every morning has got a great pair on her, I don’t understand what all the fuss is about. If I were in Fathers position I would have dove face first into those things. Mother’s just aren’t as big how could he not?  The fake news reporters get crazier everyday, why make up a story like that, touching boobs as nice as Stormy’s is an accomplishment. She is a porn star too, like go Father! I hope I can be just like him someday, touching boobs and making America as great as it can be.

Barron W. T.

April 4th, 2018

diary of a curious boy stuck in the middle.


Author: TQS

Creator and Editor at stumpedwise.

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